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Agent Hogarth: ALF called again? What happened to William Tanner?
Agent McNeil: He is still in police custody.
Agent Hogarth: Well, Tanner cannot be two places at once.
Any idea who or what ALF is?
Agent McNeil: I found "Alabama Lunatic Fringe" and "American Laundry Federation".
Agent Hogarth: OK, ALF, what is it?
ALF{over radio}: I need to speak to the President.
Agent Hogarth: He is indisposed.
ALF: The bathroom again?
Agent Hogarth: No, Sale of the Century!
Well, OK, give me one moment.
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Please hold. calling the president Sir, there is an ALF who needs to speak with you...Are you sure you want to take this?...Very well...returning to ALF...Go ahead ALF.
President Reagan: Hello?
ALF: Mr.
President, I need to speak to you about the bombs.
President Reagan: Please do not mention Bedtime for Bonzo. I was under contract to make that!
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ALF: [after getting the call from the blackmailer and trying to calm down] Don't panic Willie will help you.
He always helps you. [looks at mess] I'm dogfood!
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